The last guy who swiped left on me aged so quickly he shriveled up into an old man skeleton thing before he turned into dust and died a swift yet horrifying death. He chose poorly.
I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. What does your apartment smell like?
You should know that I hate old people, children, and dogs.
Actually, I love all those things but if you know what movie that line is from, we should go out.
I love stinky cheese, the smell of dog paws, and going camping by myself for my birthday every year.
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